i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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