I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
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How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize