you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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