Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Randomize
