So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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