the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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