I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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