How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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