You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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