Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
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