there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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