we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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