Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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