I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
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