there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Everything about him screamed your future.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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