ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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