They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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