i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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