I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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