Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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