Its about making memories worth repressing
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
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Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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