dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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