Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I need to sanitize my soul.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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