Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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