And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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