Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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