i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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