My hair reeks of homosexuality.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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