Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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