Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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