I must be too annoying 4 u.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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