Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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