I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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