He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I forget how to act sober
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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