I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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