whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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