moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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