I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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