so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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