I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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