Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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