Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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