I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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