we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
There are leaves in my underwear?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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