I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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