waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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