So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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