there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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