If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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