I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
