he shaved USA in his pubs
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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