I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I just found puke in my bra..
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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